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bug martini
Thursday October 19, 2017 @ 11:46:32 PM mt

Feeling Like the Butt of the Joke



Seems like diapers that my wife changes are just pee ones. All the diapers I change are poopy. Starting to feel like my daughter is doing this on purpose.

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bug martini
Wednesday October 18, 2017 @ 02:26:57 AM mt

It Really Pushes My Buttons



Whoever made the zippered onesie is my personal hero. Right up there with Iron Man and Bill the Cat.

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bug martini
Monday October 16, 2017 @ 02:29:38 AM mt

Necessity Is the Mother of Conception



Seriously. Thank God Im a dude.

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bug martini
Sunday October 15, 2017 @ 03:45:11 PM mt

Better Baby Pic



Howdy, all! I just wanted to say thank you so much for all the kind words! Glad you guys understood the need for a short break. Thought Id post a better baby pic while Im here. That last one makes [] Read the rest of this entry...

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bug martini
Sunday October 15, 2017 @ 03:38:58 AM mt

All Work and No Pants



Plus its probably hot in that little compartment they put you in. Youd be dumb NOT to work in the buff.

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bug martini
Sunday October 15, 2017 @ 03:38:50 AM mt

Weekend Teaser



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bug martini
Saturday October 14, 2017 @ 02:11:00 AM mt

Take Out the Thrash



And have they ever updated Oscar the Grouchs home?

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bug martini
Friday October 13, 2017 @ 01:26:57 AM mt

Till Death Do You Fart



I cant believe I never used this title.

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bug martini
Tuesday October 10, 2017 @ 11:12:49 PM mt

A Double-Veged Sword



I did not predict that complaining about vegetables would lead to me drawing aNazgl riding a Fell Beast.

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bug martini
Tuesday October 10, 2017 @ 11:12:45 PM mt

My Plea Deal



One of these days I should give beseeching a whirl.

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