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bug martini
Thursday June 22, 2017 @ 07:11:27 AM mt

My Overall Opinion



Also you save money by not having to buy underwear. I assume everyone in those things are going commando.

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bug martini
Wednesday June 21, 2017 @ 06:11:05 AM mt

Man-Struation



Those are sanitary napkins hanging from hisantennae if you werent sure.

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bug martini
Tuesday June 20, 2017 @ 09:38:40 PM mt

Crime Doesnt Say



God, I hated French class.

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bug martini
Tuesday June 20, 2017 @ 09:38:38 PM mt

Hitler: The Next Generation



Honestly, I barely remember Caddyshack 2 but I still think the comparison is apt.

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bug martini
Sunday June 18, 2017 @ 08:14:15 AM mt

Falcon in the Middle



I was grilling last weekend with large grill gloves and was informed by my friends that I looked less like a chef and more like a falconer.

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bug martini
Sunday June 18, 2017 @ 08:14:13 AM mt

Weekend Teaser



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bug martini
Friday June 16, 2017 @ 01:18:52 AM mt

A Wide Birth



To be fair, my initial freak out period would last quite a long time. Probably wouldnt end till my kid was out of college.

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bug martini
Friday June 16, 2017 @ 01:18:50 AM mt

A Dream Coma True



I just wanna wake up to jetpacks is all.

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bug martini
Wednesday June 14, 2017 @ 01:00:41 AM mt

Neverending Melody



Rode my bike to work yesterday and yes, this still happens to me.

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bug martini
Tuesday June 13, 2017 @ 01:51:05 AM mt

I Wanna Get Fired



Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!

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